When I was a kid my brother Matt and I found this old Lohman call buried in the mud at the mouth of Novato Creek on San Pablo Bay in California. My Dad, being the duck call genius, breathed new life into it with some tender care and new reed. You know this thing sounds great today. It is one of my favorites and it simply just makes me happy to hold.
I was telling this old story to my friend Ralph who loves wood and wood calls. He went on to say how his son Joe refuses to blow an Iverson because perceives them to be a bit too fancy. Besides, they are his Dad’s calls. He went on to say that if he found an old Lohman or an Iverson that looked like the Lohman I had, he would consider that call the greatest in the world . . . nothing fancy, full of mud, faded, old and therefore perfect!
The conversation got me to thinking. I told him we should make him and Iverson Teak Super Timber call, but give it an old school non-Iverson shape on the barrel and stopper and you can hide in the mud and “let him find it”. We can see if he loves THAT IVERSON. I told him I would do this on my dime. My friend, ever the generous man, said he would split the cost on the “practical joke”.

So I made the call and sent it off. Ralph and I had more than a few laughs on the phone imagining how we would dupe the teenager and how he would come around to our view of the duck call world. Lo and behold, the morning of the hunt Ralph, sneaks off and smashes the newly made Iverson Old School call into the mud. As the shooting slowed down, Ralph had to nearly beg his son to go take walk. After a couple trips up and by the buried call, nearly stepping on it, Ralph in exasperation finally says, "what is that in the mud over there”.

The conversation ensues from there:
Joe: It is an old crummy duck call
Ralph: bring it over
Joe: nah, it is all covered in mud
Ralph: It might clean up and be a nice call
Joe: Ok, but I don’t want it
Joe: (returns to blind)
Ralph: give it a blow
Joe: I am not blowing that thing
Ralph: come on, wipe it off and try it. It might be a great call
Joe (wipes call off and gives it a good few quacks): This Call sucks
Ralph: Sounded pretty good to me
Joe (reaches back to heave the call as far as he can)
Ralph: WAIT! DON’T THROW IT!
Ralph: (explains the secret plot to his son)
Joe: wow . . . I guess it doesn’t sound that bad ("for an Iverson" . . . my emphasis :))
Lesson for us old guys: Never ever try and get one over on a teenager.
Happy Hunting
Jason
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